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My name is Tressa. I'm a twenty-something girl living in Kentucky.

Enjoy this jumble of things that I find awesome, adorable, funny, beautiful, etc.

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Kidz Bop Kids - Thrift Shop (Thrift Shop)

nicholascobalt:

play this at my funeral

(Source: good-little-homestuck)

(via ruinedchildhood & good-little-homestuck)

New career goal: be the guy who bowdlerizes lyrics for Kidz Bop

Last night I dreamt that Snoop Dogg was my boyfriend. He was really polite and supportive of my interests.

Snoop Lion I guess

Some people don’t like Adventure Time, and that’s f***ing weird.
— my dad

itsvondell:

thechosenjuan:

The Lego Movie comes from Phil Lord and Chris Miller, the directors of 21 Jump Street and Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs, not to mention the late, great TV toon, Clone High.

HELP I’M SO HAPPY

WHAT

I watched this whole trailer with a big dumb smile on my face.

(Source: magnificentrick)

(via itsvondell & magnificentrick)

Lego The Lego Movie Youtube

nslayton:

I am shock at this video. Russell Brand continues to demonstrate that he’s incredibly smart, and that he has a better grasp on real news that TV news anchors. This is one of the most condescending fluff approaches I’ve seen on TV news, and Brand is clearly freaked out by it, then decides to try to save it by offering lessons in manners, focus, and actual news.

This is worth the watch.

“Thank you for your casual objectification.”

(via nslayton)

Russell Brand Youtube

I just found your blog and you're really cute and funny and creative like wow you seem like a great friend ;___; I just hope your friends know they're lucky to have you okay that's it bye ;___;

Wow, I don’t know what to say! I’m very glad that you like my blog. I’m kind of a solitary person, but I get okay reviews from the friends I do have. Ha ha. :)

Also, if you’d like to come off of anon and say hi, please do!

munichairdisaster:

axon-axoff:

munichairdisaster:

axon-axoff:

Some of the little boys I tutor are the opposite of tsundere. They start off really sweet but then spend the next 4 months trying to prove that they don’t have a crush on me or the other female tutors.

seriously i can’t decide if this is adorable or not

help

It’s usually pretty cute. The other day a little boy asked—pretty sweetly—if I had new shoes and I said, “Yes, thank you for noticing!” and when he realized that I interpreted it as a compliment he quickly said, “I… I hate red shoes.” It was so transparent that it was adorable.

I AM GOING TO CRY AGAIN

Welcome to my life, all day every day. I love my job. My friends and family get so sick of my adorable work stories.

(via munichairdisaster & axon-axoff)

munichairdisaster:

axon-axoff:

Some of the little boys I tutor are the opposite of tsundere. They start off really sweet but then spend the next 4 months trying to prove that they don’t have a crush on me or the other female tutors.

seriously i can’t decide if this is adorable or not

help

It’s usually pretty cute. The other day a little boy asked—pretty sweetly—if I had new shoes and I said, “Yes, thank you for noticing!” and when he realized that I interpreted it as a compliment he quickly said, “I… I hate red shoes.” It was so transparent that it was adorable.

(via munichairdisaster & axon-axoff)

Some of the little boys I tutor are the opposite of tsundere. They start off really sweet but then spend the next 4 months trying to prove that they don’t have a crush on me or the other female tutors.

jensensations:

Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal (x)

(via itsvondell & jensensations)

Reblogging for my dad Who loves ''the handsome guy from Drive''