February 2012
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13skeletons asked: tom ford black orchid eau de parfum is my new signature scent. i need you to smell me! ;-)
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I fixed an error in my theme CSS. 2em where it shoulda been 1em. WORLD OF DIFFERENCE.
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Anonymous asked: i guess I knew you wouldn't take me that seriously. :P
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Anonymous asked: you seem like a really special person. I wish we were friends in real life.
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theycallmetemo replied to your post:My parents saw that a woman had a threadbare flat…
you have some kind and caring parents :]
They truly are! I am so lucky.
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My parents saw that a woman had a threadbare flat tire and asked her if she needed help. They discovered that she was crying and extremely drunk, so they drove her home and gave her the name of a nice guy at B&B to call in the morning. I am proud of them.
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“I do things like get in a taxi and say, “The library, and step on it.”
– David Foster Wallace (via 4mbivalent)
I always read things about David Foster Wallace and think they’re talking about Wallace Shawn.
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My brain is out-smarting me.
There are three things I have difficulty with in my dreams: dialing or writing down phone numbers, signing my name, and walking downstairs (I kind of just hover down them). When I do those things in real life, I ask myself “Am I dreaming? Nope, this is too easy, I’m not dreaming.” I’m in the habit of doing that, so when I do it in my dream I’ll often think,...
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xvxavier:
If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.
This is why I’m adding...
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“I’m baking strawberry cake and eating most of it because I am a growing man and...”
– Elyas (aka extremely-flammable)
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Good Valentine’s Day. :)
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Anonymous asked: Do you have a Valentine?
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Une Fleur de Chanel
In 2005 I asked my dad to grab me a sample of Chanel Chance while he was at the mall, but the salesperson only had samples of Une Fleur de Chanel. I kind of liked it but thought it was too mature for me, and the unfinished sample vial sat in my jewelry box for seven years until I tried a few sprays yesterday.
It is incredible. Utterly feminine. Beautiful. The most intoxicating, smooth,...
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Kanye West facts
In Kanye West’s hit song “Power,” he says the line “I guess every superhero needs his theme music.” This line was inspired by Kanye West’s own theme song, “Power” by Kanye West, which he was listening to while writing “Power.”
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"Do you even know what 'algorithm' means?"
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Somewhere on Tumblr there is a rich/stupid blogger who is paying to highlight every single post.
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“Julia Roberts is Vivian, the harlot with a cardiac muscle of bullion who is...”
– Erica Cantin’s take on Pretty Woman
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I love it when Cake vocalist John McCrea goes,...
In every song.
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I found my senior pictures on an old hard drive!
These are hilarious.
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