May 2013
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trivialarmageddons: Reasons the yahoo thing is good: they might actually listen to our suggestions new video player a functioning chat system they are bringing more money to this website so it could be more stable the woman in charge of yahoo Marissa Mayer is actually really great at fixing things like wow she pretty much saved the entire company stop acting like ads will be the end of us...
May 20th
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ALRIGHT YOU LITTLE S***S
tawnyshine: worthyourweightinfanfiction: dreamwurks: hacheload: rosenkristall: TUMBLR AND IT’S FUTURE IS AT STAKE HERE SIGN AND REBLOG IF YOU WANT TO SAVE TUMBLR FROM YAHOO SIGNAL BOOST I CHECKED AND THIS IS NOT A DRILL I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL.  We need 5,000,000 signatures i know there’s enough bloggers out there sign twice using different emails. SPREAD THIS LIKE...
May 20th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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antisocialtexting: mom….dad…..i cant be tamed YOU DON’T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN ME!
May 19th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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ugh
May 18th
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*see freddie pic on dash* *save to desktop* *cry*
May 18th
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Hooded seals are giant, furry, spotted, wheezing... →
My new favorite least-favorite animal.
May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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friend-of-a-friend on Facebook whose profile picture is so attractive that you invent an excuse to visit an acquaintance you barely like in hopes of meeting them and falling in love
May 18th
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May 18th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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problematicproblematicproblematic
When did everyone on Tumblr start describing everything as “problematic”? In my opinion, it is a weak weasel-word. Thanks to its recent overuse, it just signals that the writer is vaguely offended by something but doesn’t want to come up with (or commit to) a specific, analytical statement. Flimsy buzzwords obfuscate and weaken arguments that may very well deserve more passionate...
May 17th
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I may have found an apartment!
May 16th
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Cracked May Have Convinced Me to Stop Drinking...
Nobody truly likes artificial sweeteners, but they’re an accepted evil, because how else can you replace all the sinks in your home with soda fountains without feeling guilty? Of course, we all know that such freedom comes at a price — in this case, that price being that they taste horrid, at least for the first few months before your tongue just gives up. What else can we expect...
May 14th
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I don’t like Nutella.
May 14th
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May 14th
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May 13th
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May 13th
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What is the weirdest tag you've ever browsed on...
May 12th
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May 11th
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“Why not just relax and become a mental patient? Institution of your choice. Drug...”
– Elizabeth Trundle (via nevver) Quit romanticizing mental illness, you self-indulgent hipster snart-stains - axon-axoff
May 11th
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May 11th
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May 11th
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Anonymous asked: What's wrong?
May 10th
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May 9th
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Today at work a little boy named Daniel said, “Tressa, I’ll bet you can get really scary when you’re mad. I can, like, see the black clouds and thunder rolling in. I’ll bet you’re like Gandalf when you’re mad.” Another boy chimed in, “Tressa never gets mad!” Daniel added, “Yeah, that’s why I think it would be so scary!” What a...
May 9th
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On a happier note: I feel more accepting of my body than I ever have before, and that’s pretty significant because I am not skinny right now (at least compared to my lowest weight in the past). I’m not sure what clicked in my mind, but I am totally cool with my body these days. It’s a good feeling.
May 8th
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A few big questions are monopolizing my thoughts and feelings lately. I haven’t been able to figure them out on my own, and I can’t really talk to anyone about them. It’s like I’ve misplaced my compass.
May 8th
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May 7th
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May 4th
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May 4th
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May 4th
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May 2nd
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May 2nd
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April 2013
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Friend: Aww, don't you just love babies?
Me: Yeah, they're my favorite animal behind sloths and giraffes.
Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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Me: What is your favorite song?
Ronit: "Thrift Shop." What is yours?
Me: I dunno, probably some Queen song.
Ronit: Who is Queen?
Me: Remember? I told you about them. The singer is Indian and they did a song about time dilation.
Ronit: Do their songs have bad words?
Me: Some of them.
Ronit: I can't believe an Indian would sing a song with a bad word in it.
Apr 28th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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Trying to explain memes to a grown-up who actually...
Apr 27th
Ha ha ha, I just lost a follower. Undoubtedly because I pointed out young Reagan’s babealiciousness… you can argue with his politics but you can’t argue with those cheekbones. Here’s some young Stalin to balance things out:
Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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