May 2013
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trivialarmageddons:
Reasons the yahoo thing is good:
they might actually listen to our suggestions
new video player
a functioning chat system
they are bringing more money to this website so it could be more stable
the woman in charge of yahoo Marissa Mayer is actually really great at fixing things
like wow she pretty much saved the entire company
stop acting like ads will be the end of us...
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ALRIGHT YOU LITTLE S***S
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dreamwurks:
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rosenkristall:
TUMBLR AND IT’S FUTURE IS AT STAKE HERE
SIGN AND REBLOG IF YOU WANT TO SAVE TUMBLR FROM YAHOO
SIGNAL BOOST
I CHECKED AND THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
We need 5,000,000 signatures
i know there’s enough bloggers out there
sign twice using different emails.
SPREAD THIS LIKE...
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antisocialtexting:
mom….dad…..i cant be tamed
YOU DON’T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN ME!
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ugh
*see freddie pic on dash*
*save to desktop*
*cry*
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Hooded seals are giant, furry, spotted, wheezing... →
My new favorite least-favorite animal.
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friend-of-a-friend on Facebook whose profile picture is so attractive that you invent an excuse to visit an acquaintance you barely like in hopes of meeting them and falling in love
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When did everyone on Tumblr start describing everything as “problematic”? In my opinion, it is a weak weasel-word. Thanks to its recent overuse, it just signals that the writer is vaguely offended by something but doesn’t want to come up with (or commit to) a specific, analytical statement. Flimsy buzzwords obfuscate and weaken arguments that may very well deserve more passionate...
I may have found an apartment!
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Cracked May Have Convinced Me to Stop Drinking...
Nobody truly likes artificial sweeteners, but they’re an accepted evil, because how else can you replace all the sinks in your home with soda fountains without feeling guilty? Of course, we all know that such freedom comes at a price — in this case, that price being that they taste horrid, at least for the first few months before your tongue just gives up. What else can we expect...
I don’t like Nutella.
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What is the weirdest tag you've ever browsed on...
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“Why not just relax and become a mental patient? Institution of your choice. Drug...”
– Elizabeth Trundle (via nevver)
Quit romanticizing mental illness, you self-indulgent hipster snart-stains - axon-axoff
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Anonymous asked: What's wrong?
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Today at work a little boy named Daniel said, “Tressa, I’ll bet you can get really scary when you’re mad. I can, like, see the black clouds and thunder rolling in. I’ll bet you’re like Gandalf when you’re mad.” Another boy chimed in, “Tressa never gets mad!” Daniel added, “Yeah, that’s why I think it would be so scary!” What a...
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On a happier note: I feel more accepting of my body than I ever have before, and that’s pretty significant because I am not skinny right now (at least compared to my lowest weight in the past). I’m not sure what clicked in my mind, but I am totally cool with my body these days. It’s a good feeling.
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A few big questions are monopolizing my thoughts and feelings lately. I haven’t been able to figure them out on my own, and I can’t really talk to anyone about them. It’s like I’ve misplaced my compass.
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April 2013
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Friend: Aww, don't you just love babies?
Me: Yeah, they're my favorite animal behind sloths and giraffes.
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Me: What is your favorite song?
Ronit: "Thrift Shop." What is yours?
Me: I dunno, probably some Queen song.
Ronit: Who is Queen?
Me: Remember? I told you about them. The singer is Indian and they did a song about time dilation.
Ronit: Do their songs have bad words?
Me: Some of them.
Ronit: I can't believe an Indian would sing a song with a bad word in it.
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Trying to explain memes to a grown-up who actually...
Ha ha ha, I just lost a follower. Undoubtedly because I pointed out young Reagan’s babealiciousness… you can argue with his politics but you can’t argue with those cheekbones.
Here’s some young Stalin to balance things out:
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