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Dumb Jokes #67
A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named “Amal.” The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him “Juan”. Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, “But they are twins. If you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Amal.”
HA! It’s nice to finally see a variation of this joke that isn’t racist.
- Me: What is your favorite song?
- Ronit: "Thrift Shop." What is yours?
- Me: I dunno, probably some Queen song.
- Ronit: Who is Queen?
- Me: Remember? I told you about them. The singer is Indian and they did a song about time dilation.
- Ronit: Do their songs have bad words?
- Me: Some of them.
- Ronit: I can't believe an Indian would sing a song with a bad word in it.
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