Posts tagged Lol
Dumb Jokes #67
A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named “Amal.” The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him “Juan”. Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, “But they are twins. If you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Amal.”
:DD
HA! It’s nice to finally see a variation of this joke that isn’t racist.
(via bringerofplenty & hiddencube)
“When I get paroled I’m coming for your trashcan, bub…”
(Source: obe)
(via munichairdisaster & obe)
This is cute but that puppy is, like, totally trying to beat up that baby. “I can take this guy, I’ll prove it.”
(Source: dongwoon)
Sorry for the poor quality, but this is one of the cutest things I’ve ever seen. He really believes that he can catch her, and she really trusts that he will. T__T
- Me: What is your favorite song?
- Ronit: "Thrift Shop." What is yours?
- Me: I dunno, probably some Queen song.
- Ronit: Who is Queen?
- Me: Remember? I told you about them. The singer is Indian and they did a song about time dilation.
- Ronit: Do their songs have bad words?
- Me: Some of them.
- Ronit: I can't believe an Indian would sing a song with a bad word in it.
I found this in the recycling bin at work. Bemusement and voluptuous lips on the “outsides” and smaller-but-still-disembodied head on the “insides.”
I wish whoever drew it wasn’t sad, but I can’t help but laugh. Am I terrible person? Kids’ drawings are so awesomely hilarious.
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